From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: An exciting new journey awaits!
Congratulations {user:Name}, you've been selected to participate in the public beta test for our latest innovation: the Binsk Booth!
Binsk Booths are fully automated and free-to-use public relief stations, with a state-of-the-art press-button interface giving our customers full control over how they experience you. From thrust speed to inducing orgasms on-demand, the booth's mechanical and chemical systems ensure every desire is met!
And if all that sounds a little overwhelming, don't worry -- each Binsk Booth has a safety timer to provide frequent breaks and prevent overuse. The comfort and wellbeing of all our Toys is ostensibly important to us!
(Please note: we are aware of an issue causing the internal timer to continuously reset itself to midnight, 27/11/1998. We are currently working on a hotfix to resolve this issue and restore timer functionality, which we expect to roll out no later than midnight, 27/11/1998.)
You'll also be pleased to know that legally this counts as community service, which the Binsk Corporation is able to store in reserve to offset against any future court sentences against it. So keep up the good work servicing your assigned community!
As a valued component of the Community Fuck Toy Program, you've provided satisfaction to countless customers. Now, with the Binsk Booth, we can provide you to an even wider audience! We can't wait to gather all the user feedback you'll have received at the end of this public beta period, when your group's Booth is retrieved for processing (and rest assured, our Booth Retrieval Teams have promised us they won't forget this time!)
Y'know, I hear they drop these things in like in Helldivers
Originally posted early for subscribers, with wips & process breakdown!