From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum

Subject: Exclusive Dragon Mount

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Everyone knows our biochem corpus is far in advance of our competitors', but today you get to be the first to know about the Binsk Corporation's most recent success in genetic fabrication: actual real-life dragons (real)! Our scientists have been so preoccupied with whether or not they could -- and it turns out they can!

What's more, as a valued customer and active participant in the Community Fuck Toy Program, and because frankly these things are too rowdy and it's becoming a problem, you've been selected to receive an exclusive preview of this incredible breakthrough.

These dragons are still in early access, and may be missing some key features (such as refractory periods, or the desire to do literally anything but breed all day and night) but we're confident we'll have all the kinks ironed out by the time we find even a single problem we can profitably shoehorn these things in as a solution to!

Until then, please enjoy your exclusive access to these exciting new creations, while they enjoy their exclusive access to you!