"Can y'all please help me hang some more baubles on this thing??"
"C'mooon, we've already hung so many, can we just take a short break? I'm sure her mouth could use one too..."
"No! The guests will be here any moment, and if our tree doesn't look pretty then nobody's going to want to fuck it!"
"Hey, heeey, the tree looks beautiful! Everyone's gonna be so impressed and so excited to fuck it!"
"Are you sure? I feel like it still looks kinda bare, for some reason..."
"Truly a mystery. Alright, let's fill some more baubles, and get that throat ready for when everyone shows up~"
Originally posted in December for subscribers, with WIPs & timelapses

